ABOUT ME

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• it's me, Remy – yeah THAT bitch u been jerkin off to at 2am 😈
   
  30 years old, pussy wetter than a broken tap 🚰💧
   
  n i don't do that corporate kiss-ass shit
   
  i do DICKS. hard. sweaty. throbbin in my face kinda dicks 🍆💦
   
  u young? cool. i'll ride u till ur balls turn blue n u forget ur own mum's name 💙🥚
   
  u old? even fuckin better. i'll make that grandpa dick stand up like it's 1985 again 🕺🏻🍆
   
  don't matter – a cock's a cock, n mine's hungry 😈
   
  so listen up cunt (affectionate) 😘
   
  i don't do that slow romantic bullshit
   
  i do:
   
  • me on my knees, pantyhose ripped open, lookin up at u like a fuckin demon 😇👿
   
  • ur fingers tangled in my hair while i choke on that thing – yeah i said it 💦🤢
   
  • u throw me on the couch, spread my legs, bury ur face in my soakin wet cunt from behind like a starvin animal 🍑👅💦 #noshablame
   
  • then i flip over, grab ur cock, wrap my legs round ur waist n FUCK U BACK till u see stars bitch ⭐️⭐️⭐️
   
  • u cum on my tits, my face, my fuckin pantyhose – i don't care, just don't waste a drop (ok maybe a little waste, i'm nasty not a freak 😂)
   
  no fancy shit. no anal. no bareback – i got my rubbers ready like a good lil slut 🧴💋
   
  just good ol' sloppy wet pussy that grips ur dick like a fuckin vice grip 🤝🍆
   
  now here's the deal u horny bastard:
   
  📍 don't fuckin call me either – i'm busy chokin on someone else's dick probably 😏
   
  📍 TEXT ME. leave ur name, when u wanna “come” (lol), n any weird shit u into.
   
  📍 i'll text back when i'm done makin some other guy forget his own name. patience, dickhead.
   
  (yeah i made that up but it's real so txt it)
   
  💰 PAYMENT – READ IT 💰
   
  I take CASH, PayID (instant only – delayed or pending transfers = fuck off), and crypto.
   
  No excuses. No “I'll pay u later” – u pay before u play, simple as that 💅
   
  one last thing 🎬
   
  picture this:
   
  u walk in, nervous as fuck. i'm in a tiny skirt, heels, pantyhose so thin u can see my wet spot already 💧
   
  i grab ur belt, pull u close, whisper “u been bad at work huh?” 😈
   
  next thing – i'm on my knees, unzippin u, pullin out that semi-hard dick…
   
  n then i look up n grin like a fuckin goblin 🧟‍♀️
   
  u know what happens next. don't make me spell it out.
   
  so yeah.
   
  u want a boring girl? go jerk off to netflix.
   
  u want a 30yr old nasty bitch who'll ruin u for all other women?
   
  txt me. now. or don't. i got other cocks to climb 🍆🧗‍♀️
   
  Remy 💋
  (yeah that's my name – don't wear it out)