ABOUT ME

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• Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘
  I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥
   
  You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.
  What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖
   
  I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈
   
  Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am
   
  So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.
   
  Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.
   
  He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.
   
  So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.
   
  I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”
   
  He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉
   
  What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)
   
  I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.
   
  Here’s the deal, champ:
   
  I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸
   
  Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️
   
  Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?
  Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜
   
  Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea
  No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.