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  it’s me. Sally. fifty‑eight. yeah read it twice – 5‑8.😘
  wrinkles? yep. saggy tits? they hang low like two old socks. gut? soft as a busted couch.
  an guess what?
   
  u think cos i’m old i’m dry? BULLSHIT.
  i’m soakin’ through my knickers just typin’ this. so jus IMAGINE what happens when i got some horny bastard facin’ me down.
   
  🗞️ THE AUSPOST POSTIE STORY 🥵📬he steps inside. i bend over the table to “find a pen” – robe rides up. my whole old hairy slit just… hangin’ out. he sees it. drops the scanner. fuckin’ thing cracks on the floor.
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  WHAT I DO:
  NAT – no fake shit.
  no cond0m, no “let’s be safe” – i’m 58 mate my oven’s been cold for YEARS. pump it in. creampiie me. watch it dribble down my old wrinkly thigh. that’s my breakfast.
   
  i don’t do gentle. i don’t do “sorry miss sally”. u pull my grey roots. slap my flabby arse. call me a dirty old slag. i’ll moan like a tractor.
   
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  ⚠️ RULES (cos even sluts got boundaries):
  ✅ cash or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – not pending, not “babe it’s comin” – if it says delayed or pending u can turn around an walk. my pussy ain’t a layby.)
  ❌ no anal – not happenin. don’t ask.
  ❌ don’t call me. text.
  text me like a good boy. i’ll reply when i’m not busy gettin’ stuffed by some other bastard. might be 5min. might be 5hrs. that’s the gamble 😘
   
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  💰 PAYMENT AGAIN 
  CASH 💵 or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY –)
   
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  last thing – i used to clean old men’s houses for $25/hr. now? i want u to come over, rip my undies off, 
   
  u don’t like my wrinkles? my stretch marks? my gut?
  cool door’s right there.
   
  still readin’? good.
  text me. i dare ya.
   
  — Sally 🩸👵💦