ABOUT ME

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• listen up fucker 👇
  I'm Iriss, 30 years old & hornier than a dog in Jan 🔥
  not some shy lil princess – nah I'm that nasty bitch who'll suck ur soul out thru ur dick then ask if u want fries with that 🍟😏
   
  u want polite? go hire a nun.
  u want wild? stay right here 😈
   
  ok so lemme tell u somethin real quick 🎬
   
  last month – Jan heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were sweatin 🥵
  AC fuckin died. dead. kaput.
  this lanky repair guy shows up, pits all wet, tool belt hangin low 🤤
  me? I'm wearin a tank top that's soaked thru (no bra – fuck bras) n a thong that's basically two strings n a prayer 🙃
   
  he's tryna check the thermostat like a good boy
  but I'm leanin all over him – my sweat drippin onto his lil screwdriver 🪛
  "oops sorry" my ass. I did that on purpose 😇
   
  sudden he just – snaps 💥
  shoves me onto the couch, rips that thong off with his TEETH like a hungry wolf 🐺💀
  next thing I know his face is buried between my legs givin me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head I ever had 👅💦
  I screamed so fuckin loud my neighbor texted "u ok?" n I just typed back "never better " 😂📱
   
  then he flips me over, fingers me like he's tryna win a prize – four times I came 💦💦💦💦
  the fan just spinnin above us doin jack shit 🌀
   
  after all that?
  he fixed the AC. barely.
  worth it tho 🔥
   
  so yeah that's the energy I bring 😈
  u want a girl who's nasty but knows her limits? I'm ur wet dream 💦
   
  I climb dicks not corporate ladders (ok maybe sometimes both if the pay is good 😏)
  lemme be ur dirty lil secret on lunch break – sneak out, tell ur boss u got diarrhea, idc just GET HERE 🤫🍆
   
  69? yes please.
  face sittin? park that ass right here 🍑👅
  tongue fuck me from behind? sign 👏 me 👏 up 👏
   
  I'll wear them pantyhose u love – n let u rip em open with ur teeth 😈
  heels on, skirt tiny, pussy soakin wet before u even touch me 😩💧
   
  💰 PAYMENT SHIT (READ IT OR CRY LATER) 💰
   
  cash only OR PayID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡
  if it says "pending" or "delayed" – nah. don't even try. I ain't ur bank.
  delayed transfers = blocked faster than ur dad's Tinder account 🚫
   
  📱 TEXT ME – DON'T FUCKIN CALL 📱
   
  I ain't answerin the phone while I'm busy gettin my back blown out 🙄
  shoot me a text – tell me ur name, when u wanna "cum" over 😉 n any weird shit u into
  I'll hit u back soon as I'm done wreckin some other guy's world 😘
   
  (no phone number here? figure it out genius – I ain't handholdin 🤷)
   
  🔥 ONE LAST THING 🔥
   
  I'm that girl who'll drain ur balls proper n do it in style 💅
  u ain't never had a 30yo slut like me – guarantee ✨
  so either book me or keep jerkin off alone. idc.
  I'll be here… waitin… all wet n bored 😜💦
   
  see ya never or see ya soon – ur loss not mine 😘
   
  – Iriss 💋